Book of Gabe, Chapter 25 Verse 17

The path of the customer is beset on all sides by the inequities of the free-to-play and the tyranny of evil corporations. Be-hatted is she who, in the name of indie gaming and original IPs, femsheps the indies through the valley of sequels, for she is truly her Heavy’s Medic and the finder of lost companion cubes. And I will strike down upon thee with great bargains and furious discounts those who would attempt to nickel and dime My customers. And you will know My name is the Gabe when I lay My Summer Sale upon thee.


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